A morning in life with children

A morning in life with children. By Gemma Thompson.

So they say not to work with children and animals dont they? Well I thought oh well whats the worst that could happen? All the children and still alive and so are most of the animals...
I dont know if being a stay at home mum is counted as a job, well put it this way when I was working full time I didn't have a little cherub that I created myself chuck random items he can his hands on at me, smear what ever they had in there hands down my top and hanging off my trousers in a supermarket, oh no far from that it was peaceful, I had time to myself I could even shave my legs in peace. That seems a whole life time ago now. Now its school runs with mix and match clothes most the time they are clean when they are put on, hair looking like iv been dragged though a bush backwards and its not even 9am. To come back from that to my little cherub to see what hell we can cause for 6 hours.

9.20am and it looks like a tornado has gone through the lounge, toys chucked from one end of the room and my cherub sat at the other side of the room with a grin looking at me saying come and get me if you dare. After fighting my way through the mountains of toys which I again stupidly bought myself for them finally get to the cherub and try and make it a game to pick up the toys, after a huge battle of packing everything away having a room back to looking like the way it should be thinking brilliant must be time to pick the big brother up from school but no such luck only 10.30.

Getting our wellys on and go for a walk, all suited and booted ready to go on our walk get down the drive way and the dog sees a peacock for all of things joys of living in the countryside I guess with not one but two cats trying to chase this peacock and the dog joining in. This peacock is twice the size of the cats and dogs but there is no stopping them until the peacock flew over the wall to ruin there fun. So on our walk with one cherub one dog and two cats...